Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Birthday Card Sale Purchase

You’ve dodged the coffin yet again and you keep stealing my oxygen. Happy birthday…I guess.

Don’t bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5×7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.